The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy

Back. 1st Week Did not do a lot. Converted 'An Ideal Husband' into 3D Movie Maker. Me and Fain went for drinks with Chivers, Harty, Jo and Gary for Gary's birthday. Unfortuantely Gary had lost his driving license the week before and as he looks quite young was refused from Lloyds bar. The bouncer-lady-thing looked at my ID and spent a while telling me that I looked better in the photo than I did now. When I went out to stay with Gaz she asked me for the ID again and passed to other bouncers to see if they would agree. My photo on the afformentioned driving license makes me look more like a dimented ferret than anything human. In order to compare my face to the one in the picture she actually had to lift up my bloody fringe. 2nd Week Went sking in Auvoriaz. Brilliant. Me and Holly were in the same group and we did lots of red runs and blue runs with our guide Hubert (I think his name was). I fell over a bit (mostly on the rabbit runs) but I was majorly taken out by a bloke who I now call 'Eddie the Eagle'. He basically ran over me as I lay crumpled on the slope, with my sadistic sister laughing. Skiied into Switzerland aswell and gravel (in which 'Eddie the Eagle's' skis abruptly stopped whilst he carried on running). Learnt Lines. 3rd Week Did bugger all. Fain has got mumps which means that he could not speak to anyone for 10 days. I'll probably get it now, bugger. Me and Chivers decided it would be good if we went and had a party in his front garden. Went and saw C&T2 who I have not seen for nearly a year. They are doing 'Animal Farm' at the moment and apparantly it is a bit of a nightmare. Hopefully I will be going with them to BYTF this year again. Had a pint with Dan afterwards before going out for a meal with the Sadlers which was really good (especially the fish head). Went and sat in a rehearsal for my old highschool's new show. This is the first one they have done since 'Tom Sawyer' back in 2001 which I was in. Halfway through though, I had to duck out and go for an interview at the job agency. Spoke to a nice receptionist who looked at my ID and told me how good the photo was. Bloody hell. Did a few tests on Microsoft Word and Excel. Then went back to the rehearsal for the 'Quest for Love'. Had a nice chat to the lads about british comedy afterwards. Nice to see that the legendary Monty Python is still being remembered. Was going to leave for Aber on Saturday morning but got quite ill on Friday. Came back today. Me and Jon went and visited Craig. Craig bought me a book because of the lift home I gave him. It is 'The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Stories' by Tim Burton who is one of my favourite directors. I read it all whilst he and Jon were playing footie on the Playstation 2. Finished the Life of Pi. Brilliant. Also read 'Bare Bones' and 'Birdman'. Now I am reading the 5th Harry Potter Book because the 6th one is out in June. Stuff left to do. - An Ideal Husband - Learnt 98% of the Lines - Azdak Monologue - Learnt 100% of the Lines - Dumb-Waiter Duologue - Learnt 20% of the Lines - Bumped of the Baggage - Learnt Bugger-All% of the Lines - Drama Essay - Set whilst away - tight gits - Dogs on Tour - Exams Found out how to spell Facetious